15. Sundaes at the Dairy Queen are just not the same thing!
14. With a little luck, the sounds of the air conditioner will drown out the pastor’s voice!
13. Early dismissal means first in line for brunch!
12. If you think it’s hot now – think ahead!
11. This week’s absentee equals next week’s sermon illustration!
10. Come as you are – no need to dress up or down!
9. Comfortable cushioned chairs lets you nap better during the preacher’s sermon!
8. You don’t need sunscreen!
7. Non-fattening Sundays + awe-robic exercise = stronger heart and more healthful soul!
6. Collect additional stars for your crown!
5. Your presence encourages the others so much!
4. The air-conditioner helps to cool off some of the preacher’s hell-fire and brimstone!
3. Chance to hear some good sermons in our pastor’s absence!
2. The fourth commandment doesn’t have loopholes!
1. You are a valued part of the Body of Christ, and the rest of us can’t get along without you!
