Thursday, June 23, 2011

Top 15 Reasons to Come to Church – Even Though It’s Summer:

15. Sundaes at the Dairy Queen are just not the same thing!

14. With a little luck, the sounds of the air conditioner will drown out the pastor’s voice!

13. Early dismissal means first in line for brunch!

12. If you think it’s hot now – think ahead!

11. This week’s absentee equals next week’s sermon illustration!

10. Come as you are – no need to dress up or down!

9. Comfortable cushioned chairs lets you nap better during the preacher’s sermon!

8. You don’t need sunscreen!

7. Non-fattening Sundays + awe-robic exercise = stronger heart and more healthful soul!

6. Collect additional stars for your crown!

5. Your presence encourages the others so much!

4. The air-conditioner helps to cool off some of the preacher’s hell-fire and brimstone!

3. Chance to hear some good sermons in our pastor’s absence!

2. The fourth commandment doesn’t have loopholes!

1. You are a valued part of the Body of Christ, and the rest of us can’t get along without you!